Guest Editorial: Jaime O. Perez Drafts Peña Nieto Response – El Paso News Organization

Guest Editorial: Jaime O. Perez Drafts Peña Nieto Response

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3 Responses

  1. abandon hope says:

    Nicely said. We have missed you, Jaime.

  2. JerryK says:

    His Excellency
    Pena Nieto, President
    Mexico

    Dear Mr. President;

    I am in receipt of your letter of the 26th instant and wish to reply so we are perfectly understood. We agree there are some 4 to 7 million Mexicans illegally resident in the USA. To deport them to Mexico would, as we both know, collapse your economy causing social and political unrest. How would you employ them? House them? I propose a deal so I can keep my promise to the American people to build a wall that Mexico pays for.

    The USA will accept a ransom of $10,000 for each illegal migrant that we don’t deport to Mexico.

    This fairly compensates us for the tremendous burden on our social systems that illegals have caused us for decades now, It will also benefit the illegal as the USA will grant them citizenship upon payment by Mexico to the USA of the $10,000 ransom. It will also keep them out of Mexico, doing your country a great benefit, too, as they will find employment and remit funds to family in Mexico. Maybe even vacation there occasionally as they will prosper in America 🙂

    Win-win. What do you say, Amigo?

    The Honorable Donald J. Trump
    President
    United States of America

  3. Justa Thought says:

    His Excellency
    Pena Nieto, President
    Mexico

    Dear Mr. President, I cant make the meeting becuase im to busy stealing money from the government and setting up offshore accounts for me and my trophy Novela actress wife. I only have 2 years left and time is important. I had to even raise the gas tax on Pemex so I could have more to take with me. I hope you understand. This is the way things have been done all the way bag to Lopez Portillo. However, I will try not to have anyone murdered like one of our previous President’s Salinas Gortari. On second thought, Senior Bush, George Bush, and Clinton allowed him to come to the U.S. and teach at Ivy League Schools so i may have to reconsider that one Because my wife is starting to lose her looks and there is some nice young trim at the U.S. Universities. thanks, Nieto

    p.s. By the way your wife is hot.

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