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Just a Little Humor for Today

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Martin, this is good. Nothing with a change now and then.

    I love the cartoon of the blob. Very accurate. As they say, he is a legend in his own mind. He still doesn’t get it that his”friends” have a low opinion of him.

    As for Peter, if it is true that the lard King is a, hahaha, advisor to him. That is a sure sign of desperation and reflection of piss poor judgement. Only in El. paso would a politician hire a con for adviser. I am laughing so hard, I have tears. The blob specializes in dirty politics, other than that, good to have around when you need a good laugh. Hahaha, advisor. Haha

  2. Mike says:

    Oh man I love the man boobs! lol

  3. David K says:

    You haven’t written about this race because your were told not write about this race. Everybody knows who your boss supports and he didn’t want you screwing it up for his candidate…. Or outing him as a supporter

  4. Randy says:

    You went to far this time I smell a lawsuit coming.

    • V says:

      Oh please these guys like to dish out crap at each other and to others and expect not to get shit thrown back at them. If they sue that means he is right

  5. Connectdotsep says:

    David K & Abeytia brought you in because most of your pieces consist of a rambling of nothing, always connecting the dots. In short while you might have a handful of readers they are in prayer that one day you will actually connect a dot.

  6. Martintwoface says:

    This Photoshop crap coming from the same person who acted like a cry baby pussy when Max Powers posted you sucking on your lollipop.

  7. Looser says:

    Martis is just a looser with nothing better to do then pretend he is a somebody & no one cares about this pissant site

  8. Rotten Peppers says:

    entrenched corruptocracy
    How about “kleptocracy?” The “mordidacrats.”

  9. V says:

    Obviously Martin has a following because if he didn’t there wouldn’t be any rebuttals or comments on his posts. As for Avestia, I have learned that the more he cries conspiracy theory the more the issue is true then just some ramblings of a mad man. Abeytia is a hired gun and it’s a shame that he uses his connect to C. Chavez to manipulate the people. Truth is he is only in El Paso cause he can’t be where he wants AZ and por que he believes la gente de El Chuco aka the Sun City are too stupid to realize what he is doing.

  10. Bill Melater says:

    Martin, hope you keep doing this for a long time ’cause it’s fun to read AND if you notice DK always tries to deflect the conversation when you get too close to his truth. At least Jaime has more sense than to react like DK’s little kid tantrums. More sense but still a useful idiot. It’s fun watching them squirm….keep it going

  11. Anonymous says:

    Lard King is a hired gun ! Hahaha, you guys have to stop with the jokes, oh I can’t it anymore, hahahaha.,,Lard King is about as scary and effective as Barney Fife, hahaha, a hired gun, hahaha.

    Martin, you are absolutely correct. Many read but few admit it. Those two lard lovers complaining and criticizing your blog. Saying its worthless, hahaha, yet they take the time to read it and respond, hahahaha. The tears from laughing .

    What is a looser, hahaha. The looser(?) says no one cares about your blog, hahaha, another idiot that won’t admit he reads your blog even though he can’t spell. Hahaha., this is a nice change, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

  12. David K says:

    Bill Melater,

    thanks for a being a loyal reader of my blog. why would anyone read something they dislike so much? Unless they secretly loved it!

    I love Martin’s blog – best fiction you can get for free!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha, this is getting funnier. Bill it appears he is trying to deflect the truth again. He loves to read fiction, hahaha. If one knows it’s fiction, treat as it such. Not become annoyed because it is fiction you’re reading. Hahaha. Martin, great show., hahahaha, it’s getting funnier, hahahaha, love it.

    • Connectdots says:

      Martins blog is great for comedy, he’s a joke! His blog is read for the specific purpose of laughing! If you seek intelligence you read David K or Abeytias

  14. Lisa says:

    This by far the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Thank you for the laughs!!!

  15. Miguel says:

    The boobs made me snort my tea. I can’t stop laughing. Thank you for the laughs. Some of my friends don’t know who he is but commented that you are a good cartoonist. I agree please post some more. How about one of David K?

  16. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha, another comedian. Martin’s blog today was obviously meant to be humorous. Can’t figure that out. Continue to seek intelliegence, but it damn sure won’t be found on Dumb and Dumber.

    One got his butt handed to him in an election, so he thinks he’ an expert. The other one, keep feeding the sugar high so he continues to believe he’s a legend. In the meantime, he waddles around believing people love him. If he would only take a second to listen and watch. There’s love alright, they live to laugh behind his back.

    So sad, the two wannabes spend so much time stroking each other. Dumb and Dumber, laurel and Hardy?

  17. Karlita says:

    Hilarious picture of Abeytia! What’s the funniest part is that you dorks all talk shit about each other. It’s like pro wrestling and telenovelas.

    It’s also funny that while Abeytia is a tub of lard, it looks like he gets laid more than you Martin. He’s always with a woman. He’s either rich or hung like a porn star or has a tongue like Gene Simmons. He’s not rich, that’s for sure.

    • Anita says:

      I imagine there must be some women who would go for this disgusting pervert. They’re called sluts. Obviously some politicians such as Veronica Escobar like him, but has anyone ever said they respect him? I don’t see how.

  18. CholaChick says:

    Did you notice he put the same poll you did? Or you did the same poll he did.

    Either way, you have 9 votes. He has 50.

    Penis envy is so funny when you boys start fighting. Where are the women bloggers?

    • Anita says:

      I guess you never took a pyschology class, Chola. “Penis envy” does not refer to men envying each others penises. It refers to a female who would envy of a male because he has one. There are no women who would want to be a blogger like that tub of lard.

  19. Juaritos says:

    this looks like Miguel Juarez. He’s not going to write for you anymore after this!

  20. Xoemgsoimch says:

    Not one ELP blog has dared to comment on the decision of U.S. Representative Bob O’Rourke to vote for fast track authority. I found it so funny that the El Paso Times article on the subject and quoted Richard Dayoub saying that he has read the bill in its entirety and the critics have not. That is a lie because part of the criticism of Fast Track is that nobody is allowed to read the document. Does the Times call out Mr. Dayoub for his lie? Nope

    Will the El Paso voters finally understand what a progressive is? Clue…O’Rourke is not one. He is a corporate shill, just like Bill and Hill. None of the ELP elected officials are progressive….see Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren for an example of what a progressive agenda looks like.

    Sad that the blogs in El Paso are afraid to confront real power.

  21. Vegas says:

    Xoe, poor Xoe. So naive. Progressives always use the wealthy to advance their agenda. The agenda is not to advance equality. The agenda creates crony capitalism and a political class. Look at EVERY “progressive” country and you’ll find a political class at the top living large while the masses live in poverty. Castro, Pena Nieto, Kim Jong, Chavez…What a joke! You think the “Native American” Elizabeth Warren rides the bus?! Bernie Sanders?! B-t-h, please!

    • Pati says:

      Just out of curiosity, what drives your need to call someone poor and naïve? Are we to understand that you are super-duper intelligent? Only you know? Xoe raised some interesting points.

      As a Mexican female of a certain age I recall how such condescension was used to keep us, the females, in “our place” especially used by the brown brothers or if one was involved in a field that was traditionally for the male species.

      And as per your usual, you had to drag Mexico into the equation but at least you also mentioned some other ‘’non sequitur names”.

    • Xoemgsoimch says:


      2 kinds of socialism….marxist and democratic. Clearly you only think of Marxist Socialism that is highly authoritarian. I understand that the typical American is so politically ignorant that a nuanced argument can not be heard over the simpletons who shout their ignorance as if volume level is a debate point. Even in American politics someone like O’Rourke is not a progressive or considered a progressive with the exception of the local people here who have no idea what an american progressive represents. Enjoy wallowing in your ignorance.

      Thank you Pati for the nice words. I find it interesting that still as of this writing not one El Paso blogger has mentioned O’Rourke supporting the President when the entire progressive wing of the democratic party voted against the President and his free trade fast track authority. I guess who worked on what campaign is about all the blogs in ELP care about.

  22. John says:

    Halarious! Right on Marti! Half wits and nit wits, quite amusing. You all forgot Heckle & Jeckle. Your stories are getting better and sharper to the point. Does anybody ever comment on little Buddha’s blog or does no comment mean no comment.

  23. Vegas says:

    A new name for blog–or is it blob?


  24. fff says:

    John..tub O’ Lard deletes comments big time. So no one comments.

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